As May wraps up, let’s unwrap some monsters…
Category: Retro Reviews
Jingle Bell Schlock: ‘Silent Night, Bloody Night’ (1972)
Kicking things off with some public domain madness…
Diary of a Cineater: ‘The Ninth Configuration’ (1980)
The Exorcist saga continues in a side story that houses no exorcisms or demons.
Diary of a Cineater: ‘Exorcist II: The Heretic’ (1977)
If liking Exorcist II makes me a heretic, then so be it!
Diary of a Cineater: ‘The Exorcist’ (1973)
That’s much too vulgar a display of empathy, Karras.
Bondage with Baldwin: ‘Dr. No’ (1962)
Bond as we know him roars to life with an adventure involving murder, mystery, the Caribbean, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E….
Bondage with Baldwin: “Casino Royale” (1954)
The Bondage continues as Baldwin takes a look at the first on screen James Bond adaptation…
Diary of a Cineater: ‘Bad Boys II’ (2003)
In which we examine the intricacies of this gonzo slice of Bayhem. Or just look on in baffled amazement. Mostly the latter.
Diary of Cineater: ‘Bad Boys’ (1995)
The Cineater is hungry and there’s nothing the Bad Boys can do about it…
We Do What We Can: ‘Return of the Seven’ (1966)
The Magnificent Seven return with some new faces and a new adventure…
Put Up Your Dux: ‘Bloodsport’ (1988)
It’s time to revisit this action classic to honor you, Shidoshi!
Addicted To Blood: Revisiting ‘Dracula’s Daughter’
Re-examining the style, themes, and humor of one of the most underrated Universal Monster outings.
Retro Patrol: ‘Monster Dog’ (1984)
It’s time to take a schlocky trip down lupine lane with the Godfather of Shock Rock himself…
TCM Overload: ‘The Pack’ (1977)
The killer critter madness continues as Joe Don Baker faces down murderous mutts…
TCM Overload: ‘Dracula’s Dog’ (1978)
A look at the (rather dull) killer canine exploits of Dracula’s pet pup and his creepy undead handler…
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