As May wraps up, let’s unwrap some monsters…
Category: Features
Review: ‘Violent Night’ (2022)
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen! Yippee-kai-yay, Motherblitzen!
Jingle Bell Schlock: ‘Silent Night, Bloody Night’ (1972)
Kicking things off with some public domain madness…
Noirvember Chills: ‘Lord of Illusions’ (1995)
“Taste the darkness, D’Amour. It’s been waiting for you!”
Jingle Bell Schlock: ‘Jack Frost’ (1997)
“Well it ain’t f##kin’ Frosty!”
Diary of a Cineater: ‘The Ninth Configuration’ (1980)
The Exorcist saga continues in a side story that houses no exorcisms or demons.
Diary of a Cineater: ‘Exorcist II: The Heretic’ (1977)
If liking Exorcist II makes me a heretic, then so be it!
Diary of a Cineater: ‘The Exorcist’ (1973)
That’s much too vulgar a display of empathy, Karras.
Diary of a Cineater: ‘Bad Boys For Life’ (2020)
They ride together. They die together. They bore together.
Bondage with Baldwin: ‘Dr. No’ (1962)
Bond as we know him roars to life with an adventure involving murder, mystery, the Caribbean, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E….
Bondage with Baldwin: “Casino Royale” (1954)
The Bondage continues as Baldwin takes a look at the first on screen James Bond adaptation…
Diary of a Cineater: ‘Bad Boys II’ (2003)
In which we examine the intricacies of this gonzo slice of Bayhem. Or just look on in baffled amazement. Mostly the latter.
Diary of Cineater: ‘Bad Boys’ (1995)
The Cineater is hungry and there’s nothing the Bad Boys can do about it…
Adventures Untold: Shane Black’s ‘Lethal Weapon 5’
Hey, do you remember that time Riggs and Murtaugh caused a ruckus in New York City? Whaddaya mean you don’t?
Rejects From Hell: Musings On Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy
No matter the film, its tone, or its style, these twisted characters remain the constant…
The Growth of Nightmares Gives Me Joy
Nightmares Film Festival has some big new eyes on it this year and I couldn’t be happier.
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