Hard to portmanteau…
Category: Theatrical & VOD
Review: ‘Kandisha’ (2021)
A gender and culture-swapped Candyman? Sold!
Review: ‘Jolt’ (2021)
A shockingly sweet endeavor.
Review: ‘Gunpowder Milkshake’ (2021)
This milkshake has already curdled.
Review: ‘Great White’ (2021)
Middling White is perhaps more apt.
Review: ‘Werewolves Within’ (2021)
Plenty o’ comedy within as well.
Review: ‘Skylines’ (2020)
Humanity vs. Harvesters III: Skyline with a Vengeance.
Review: ‘The Wolf of Snow Hollow’ (2020)
Officer Marshall is having a really bad week.
Review: ‘The War with Grandpa’ (2020)
Grandpa De Niro gets himself embroiled in a middling prank war.
Review: ‘Hubie Halloween’ (2020)
The “Sandler Scared Stupid” movie that you ordered is here.
Review: ‘Ava’ (2020)
Jessica Chastain plays the titular assassin in this by-the-numbers action thriller…
Review: ‘All Hail The Popcorn King’ (2020)
Who wants to watch a doc about author Joe R. Lansdale? I know I do!
Diary of a Cineater: ‘Bad Boys For Life’ (2020)
They ride together. They die together. They bore together.
Review: ‘After Midnight’ (2020)
The folks behind The Battery return with a smalltown love story. Oh, and there’s a monster too!
Review: ‘Haunt’ (2019)
This new extreme haunt horror flick elicits more yawns than shrieks…
Review: ‘Hellarious’ (2019)
The title speaks for itself when it comes to this indie horror comedy anthology…
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